Because every once in a while, it’s nice to make people scratch their heads and wonder what on earth you’re talking about.
Thanks to Christ, we no longer need to bajulate or operate under auturgy. Let us not be cacozealous imitators of our Lord, but let our castaldy of His name be such as makes Him celeberrimous. We must be celeripedean with our circuland, the Gospel, in order that we might receive our brabeum in due time. And do not let your faith become cloakative, for this only defedates the message of Him who called us to preach it; rather, desarcinate yourself of yourself and adimpleate your heart with the Father’s will.
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